The Web Consultant's Blog

We're delighted to have completed a new website, complete with our SEO services for Hill Lane Consulting... the premier dba oracle warehouse builder in the south.

Completed for under £3,000 plus VAT it's low price web design which is already generating more visits and enquiries.

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It's the future of the internet. Or so Google claimed at Google I/O this morning.

Here's the most complete low down I could find....

Google Wave Article

Can't wait for the Beta Trial

UPDATE - UPDATE - UPDATE - UPDATE

The Official Blog Post About Google Wave

Google Wave Official Site

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If you're a designer of any kind, you've heard this request tons of times and you're going to hear it thousands of times more. This rendition is kinda work safe, but you might want to pop your headphones on.

MaketheLogoBigger.mp3

I wish I could take credit for it, but I can't.

Source: Jack who I think got it here: Burn Back

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Working with some close pals down in Bristol we've just finished work on this site for autism care in Bristol... a nice project for a cool client.

Happy days.

You'll notice I'm spending less time posting here, and that's because we're growing ridiculously fast.

There are now 5 of us in The Web Consultancy / Noisy Little Monkey team. But we still need more help.... Ideally we're looking for retired sales bods or people (mums, typically) who are self motivated and happy to work part time from home. You need to understand what makes people buy online and you need to be web savvy.

You'll get training on all aspects of SEO and we'll make you into a Google AdWords Professional. You'll also get paid quite well indeed!

All we need is 2-5 days of your time per week.

Come on - it's fun and you can keep your clothes on, mostly.

Contact Us for more info.

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The Web Consultancy is pleased to announce it has recently acquired Noisy Little Monkey Ltd. I'll still be delighting in improving the profitability of my clients through Bespoke SEO and Search Marketing, Usability Analysis and general Web Consultancy, which is good.

Crucially though, this expansion will enable The Web Consultancy to expand the team (from just me and Mr Dog) to include two other fine upstanding web designers and marketeers who will carry out my instructions with an attention to detail that I am unable to provide, now that I work 12 hours a day, 6 days a week.

The expanded team means we'll be able to add a more formal web design offering to our list of services, which is good, because after designing a few highly profitable websites*, The Web Consultancy is much in demand for our cool design and 1337 h4X0r skillz.

I'll post more information here soon, once the legal stuff is all sorted, until then...

k339 i7 r3a1 n00bs.

*
Bristol Hotel
Data Cleansing
Hampshire Kitchens
Bristol Catering Company

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